David Cameron’s Bloodline Connections

Did you know that David Cameron is cousins with Queen Elizabeth II, Catherine The Great, Boris Johnson, and Kim Kardashian? The Coincidence Theorist explains why this is nothing to worry about…

Cameron And Queen Elizabeth II 

Democratically elected Prime Minister David Cameron just happens to be a direct descendent of King William IV. This makes him fifth-cousins with Queen Elizabeth II.

Against all odds, Cameron’s wife Samantha is 11th cousins with Queen Elizabeth II. She’s also a descendent of King Charles II and a distant cousin of Diana, Princess of Wales.

In fact, through their common descent from James I, David and Samantha Cameron are distant cousins with each other (David via William IV and Samantha via Charles II).

Cameron And The Empress of Russia, Catherine II

In 2013, The Spectator revealed that Cameron is second cousins, nine generations removed, with 18th-century Empress of Russia, Catherine the Great.

“I really doubt this one is true,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “I personally can’t see any resemblance.”

“I really doubt this one is true,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “I personally can’t see any resemblance.”

 

Cameron And Boris Johnson

Cameron is eighth cousins with The Mayor of London, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, through their common descent from King George II.

“The fact that the two most prominent figures in the Conservative Party are both descendents of King George II is irrelevant,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “It’s not like we live in some sort of backwards society where people are placed in positions of influence based on their genes and blood!”

 

Cameron And Harriet Harman

Although they are often depicted as political arch-rivals, Cameron is actually cousins with Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman. The pair are related through Harman’s aunt, Elizabeth Harman.

According to genealogist Hugh Montgomery-Massingberd, “Elizabeth married the prison reformer Frank (the Earl of) Longford and the Earl’s sister, Lady Julia Pakenham, married Robin Mount, who was the brother of Cameron’s grandfather, Sir William Mount.”

Cameron And Al Murray

In early 2015, comedian Al Murray pledged to stand for Parliament against UKIP leader Nigel Farage. Ironically, even those who backed Murray as a protest vote were still voting for another one of Cameron’s cousins.

As revealed by findmypast.co.uk, Cameron and Murray are sixth cousins, linked via the 19th-century novelist William Thackeray.

The website’s family historian Myko Clelland commented on the link saying, “In genealogical terms this is not especially distant and only involves taking research to the late 18th century.”

“The fact that even fringe candidates (aiming to parody the mainstream candidates) are blood-related to the very mainstream candidates that they’re supposed to be parodying doesn’t bother me,” says The Coincidence Theorist.

Cameron And Kim Kardashian

Cameron shares a 16th-century mutual ancestor, Sir William Spencer, with Kim Kardashian. This makes the pair 13th cousins.

Cameron and Kim Kardashian Cameron shares a 16th-century mutual ancestor, Sir William Spencer, with Kim Kardashian. This makes the pair 13th cousins. “This definitely doesn’t seem ridiculous to me,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “Surely this is just one of those mad coincidences. It’s not like Barack Obama is cousins with Brad Pitt or anything.”

“This definitely doesn’t seem massively ridiculous to me,” says The Coincidence Theorist.

Cameron And The Astors

For hundreds of years, the Astors were considered one of the wealthiest families in the world. They still wield significant, yet perhaps more subtle, influence today.

Cameron is linked to the Astors through his wife Samantha, who is the stepdaughter of William Waldorf Astor III, 4th Viscount Astor.

Cameron’s Jewish Heritage

Unbeknown to most, Cameron also descends from an illustrious Jewish bloodline.

His great-great-grandfather was German-Jewish financier Emile Levita. Levita obtained British citizenship in 1871 and was the director of the Chartered Bank of India, Australia and China (which thrives today as Standard Chartered).

According to The Telegraph, Emile’s son, Arthur, a stockbroker, married Steffie Cooper, a cousin of the Royal Family, linking Cameron with Hanoverian monarch George III.

The sheer extent of Cameron’s Jewish heritage was unearthed in 2009 when Dr Yaakov Wise, of Manchester University’s Centre for Jewish Studies, traced Cameron’s family tree back to the 16th-century Jewish scholar Elijah Levita.

Levita is considered to have penned the first ever Yiddish novel, as well as various other significant works of literature.

Dr Wise has even stated that Cameron could be a direct descendent of the biblical prophet Moses.

 Cameron’s Scottish Heritage

Cameron has been linked with Scottish nobility, as his family can claim descent from the Medieval Earls of Fife.

Cameron And Finance

Cameron’s father, Ian Cameron, was a senior partner of the stockbroker and investment firm Panmure Gordon (following the family tradition).

Incredibly, Cameron’s other great-great-grandfather, Sir Ewen Cameron, was the London head of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation (HSBC).

Cameron And Slave Owners

Records show that Cameron and his wife are both descendants of slave owners. Their ancestors received massive payouts as compensation for their loss of property when slavery was abolished.

 Other Links

Cameron has many more notable relations but unfortunately you will have to research them for yourself. There are more than enough coincidences in this article already!

The Coincidence Theorist’s Conclusion

“Some conspiracy theorists are likely to question why a democratically elected Prime Minister is related to the Queen of England, a Russian Empress, The Mayor of London, the deputy leader of the Labour Party, and his own wife,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “However, what they don’t realise is that this is all just a big coincidence. Nothing to see here guys!”

“Voting works,” says The Coincidence Theorist. “End of!”

 (Did you hear about the 200,000 ballot papers that were stolen before the 2015 general election? Read about it here.)

 

4 replies
  1. Matt
    Matt says:

    Great stuff. Further research will also show that Al ‘unfunny Murray’ was educated at Oxford. Furthermore, check out the links at his ‘Wikipedia’ page and you’ll find he’s the “only son of Lieut-Col. Ingram Bernard Hay Murray (a great-great-great-great-grandson of John, 3rd Duke of Atholl, who married Charlotte, Baroness Strange), by his wife Juliet Anne Thackeray, née Ritchie (a great-great-granddaughter of the celebrated novelist William Makepeace Thackeray).” Interestingly, “his grandfather, the former British ambassador Sir Ralph Murray,” worked at the “Political Warfare Establishment PROPAGANDA unit.” Ralph Murray “was from Scottish aristocracy and married into the von Kuenburg family…” Al’s “patrilineal great-great-grandfather, Dr George Murray, was Bishop of Rochester, while Sir Edward Leigh MP is his third cousin. Al Murray is in remainder both to English and Scottish peerage titles, including the barony of Strange and the dukedom of Atholl.”

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  2. harlan
    harlan says:

    Keep it in the family eh?. It seams if one is related to these parasites it gives one a ‘right’ to be successful. Makes me sick.

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  3. Lynette Noelle Kelway James
    Lynette Noelle Kelway James says:

    I have never heard it mentioned but I believe David Cameron is also a direct descendant of Richard lll by his sister Ann of York and also a direct descendant of John of Gaunt both through his 4X great grandfather John Talbot Shakespear. With the reburial of Richard lll last year I am surprised there was no reference to David Cameron’s connection.

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  4. Vested Interest Slayer
    Vested Interest Slayer says:

    Why hasn’t anyone asked the question : Why did cameron fix the Brexit referendum day in the middle of a major soccer tournament when nationalism would be at its peak. His investment bank and hedge fund connections would short sterling on his behalf. What a scam artist.

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